Mommy's Little Helper.

I'm just trying to make the bed, damnit.

every

 single

 time

 i try and make the bed

 she has to do this

 she's "helping"

 helping by killing the sheets

 and just generally being in the way

 sometimes she gets extra help

 but she prefers to do it all on her own

 "i have no idea what she's doing"

this is why i never get anything done.